Cut and paste. Mix them up. Dirty white denim. Ctrl X. Ctrl Z. Contrasting colors. Pull the trigger clamp. Hip to be square. Repeat until happy.

Get bossy or be playful. Plaids and gingham. I add a little machine gun funk to the brain. I’m your gandy dancer. And any old music will do.

Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.

The Tiagageddon is near. Are you on the X Edge? Je/nous is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. I whip my hair back and forth.

Forgotten Dream of Fallen Shadow Illuminate Vision of Future Light. Earth tones, bohemian appeal, medieval outdoors and slightly apocalyptic hints.