Erin Wasson. Saint Germain. Reptile skin, pirates and preppy chic. Big white mansion. Top of the road. Latest fashion. Happy, don’t u know?

Cut and paste. Switch them round. Turn them upside-down. Dirty white denim. 1960s Polaroid imagery. Super pink, navigate green and red lips. Repeat until happy.

Cut and paste. Mix them up. Dirty white denim. Ctrl X. Ctrl Z. Contrasting colors. Pull the trigger clamp. Hip to be square. Repeat until happy.

Get bossy or be playful. Plaids and gingham. I add a little machine gun funk to the brain. I’m your gandy dancer. And any old music will do.

Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.