Reptile skins, plaids, flowers and vertical stripes. Come on let me see you shake your tail feather. You give me that look, it’s almost unreal.

Minimalistic looks and subdued colors. Yes, kick off them shoes and leave those city streets. You give me that look, it’s almost unreal.

Get bossy or be playful. Plaids and gingham. I add a little machine gun funk to the brain. I’m your gandy dancer. And any old music will do.

Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.

The Tiagageddon is near. Are you on the X Edge? Je/nous is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. I whip my hair back and forth.