Outerwear heavyweights of the world. Fly like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. You don’t think. It’s all instinct. If you stop to think, you’re gone.

The Tiagageddon is upon us. If Pocahontas had a jeanswear line. Dance the Hularula. I want to ride my Skinnycle.

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Forgotten Dream of Fallen Shadow Illuminate Vision of Future Light. Earth tones, bohemian appeal, medieval outdoors and slightly apocalyptic hints.

Elegant, authentic & unorthodox. Bold stripes and a burst of color. Supersonic, magnifique. Tres tres cool et tres tres unconventional chic.

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